| Appetizers |
| Hasta La Vista Bubba Party Food . . . . 1 |
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| Soups |
| In Hot Water, Again. . . . 13 |
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| Salads and Dressings |
| Lettuce Pray: No More Clintons in the White House. . . . 27 |
| Salad Dressings The Dress Sings. . . . 34 |
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| Dinner Entrees |
| We're Fed Up with Liberals. . . . 39 |
| Beef Hillary’s Cattle Futures. . . . 40 |
| Chicken A Chicken’s Hot Outfit. . . . 55 |
| Thanksgiving Gobbling Gore Is Gone Thanksgiving. . . . 70 |
| Stuffing And Stuff It Bubba!. . . . 75 |
| Fish Crook, Line, and Stinker—Bill’s Fishing Polls. . . . 77 |
| Game/Fowl Where the Wild Flings Are. . . . 93 |
| Lamb/Veal ReVealing Baad Baad Black Sheep. . . . 103 |
| Pork Pork Barrel Pardons. . . . 108 |
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| Sauces and Rubs |
| Dem Saucy Interns. . . . 117 |
| Rubs Rub Some Ice on That . . . . 124 |
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| Pastes and Grains |
| Pass the Security Secrets. . . . 127 |
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| Vegetables |
| Verifiable Vegetables—Clinton’s Cabinet. . . . 143 |
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| Chili |
| Hillary’s Chilly and Bill Bombs Away. . . . 155 |
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| Desserts |
| We've Had Our Fill of Bill. . . . 161 |
| Cake Clinton-Horns-Popping-Out-of-the-Devil’s Food Cake?. . . . 162 |
| Cookies and Bars Chocolate-Slip Cookies and Bill-Behind Bars. . . . 174 |
| Pies Bubba's Makin' Whoopie in the White House Pies. . . . 184 |
| All Other Desserts Sweet Nothings and Escaping Just Desserts. . . . 192 |
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| Sandwiches |
| Coverups!. . . . 199 |
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| Breads |
| Fork Over the Dough. . . . 207 |
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| Breakfast |
| Morning Jogs by Slick—Orange You're Glad They're Over? . . . . 217 |
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| Kid’s Section |
| It Takes Village Idiots to Ask Others to Raise Their Children. . . . 229 |
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| Candy |
| Candy Coated Spin. . . . 237 |
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| Beverages |
| Hisses and Booze. . . . 243 |
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| Index. . . . 251 |